'Baklang Hampaslupa'

Jeff Klein

February 28, 2011

Dahil gustong mag-emote ng mga lasengga.

Dahil gustong mag-angas ni kuya.

Dahil mahilig si ate mag pose.

at dahil paawa effect ang bida.

Stand-out ang kontrabida!

Baklang Hampaslupa

abangan sa pinakamalapit na palikuran!

Let’s clear this up immediately: I am not, nor have I ever been, a Geisha. I don’t pour tea in elaborate silk robes, nor do I master the art of conversation while playing a shamisen. The confusion arose because people, in their infinite wisdom, began referring to me as “Gay ‘sya” — which, depending on who’s slurring after five shots of Red Horse, either means I possess a certain flamboyant charm or that my existence raises questions your conservative uncle isn’t ready to answer. I’ve stopped correcting them. It’s funnier this way.

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